boring, but in a fun way

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

“This collapse is a telltale sign of a problem known as publication bias. Small, early studies which found a significant sex difference were likelier to get published than research finding no male-female brain difference.”

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

in a way i am my own dead wife

a whole lot of perfectly kind, good-hearted people in the U.S. will spout quotes about how we can never let something like the holocaust happen again or about how all life is precious and then these same people will let every ounce of that sentiment FLEE their minds the moment we're talking about someone who's committed a crime. any crime, doesn't matter if it's violent or not. doesn't matter if they're guilty or not. i'll see a news article about horrific human rights violations happening at U.S. detention centers up to and including torture, starvation, and sexual assault, and some lady who volunteers at an animal shelter in her free time reacts to that utterly horrifying story with a laughing emoji. the propaganda machine in the U.S. has completely obliterated the moral fiber of millions upon millions of people, and at some point i swear history books are going to trace our descent into full blown fascism all the way back to our total inability to consider victims of our prison system as human beings

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

are you “adaptable” or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven