water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.

They’re cutting the thread I’m hanging on by tomorrow

it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

ohoho this things looks interesting i will go and have a look! *sniffsnifsniff* *gets flashbanged*

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping