I've raised kittens 1737273 times before including some younger than him so IDK why I'm so stressed out this time but I'm #Stressed

raising this kitten for all of 5 hours has solidified for me that I'm gonna be a deadbeat mom someday. I fed him and helped him go to the bathroom and then immediately went and got my mom to come sit down and play with him. I did my part now I'm trying to fuck off and have fun

I'm over here stressing about this kitten when my wife decides to go and get bit by a spider. I'm overstimulated as fuck man. and she didn't even get a look at what type of spider it was

$300 for a cat tree and my fat ass cat has found himself delighted with a plastic stick on the ground

I mentioned the lesbian affairs to my mother the other day and she had completely forgotten about the second one she had, but went on record as having no regrets. happy pride to her

my other cats are 100% going to try and eat the new kitten