i hate the “watch a movie” suggestion when i say im bored b*tch shut up i have adhd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i need to drink motor oil

Why would he do that?? Why would he show us this side of him???

Baby bear happy cause it knows it gonna eat GOOD

reblog and share what non-domesticated animal you would keep as a pet if you were able to

Nothing fucks me up more than Anderson calling Shepard “child” because everybody in the entire galaxy sees her as a legend and depends on her to save them but then here comes Anderson who sees her as a person and probably one who’s scared and stressed and terribly fiercely HUMAN and he’s watched her grow so much and he’s so proud of her and I just. I fucking love Shepard and I’m so proud of her too Anderson so like honestly BIG FUCKING MOOD

subway bread is legally not bread

some people?? do 50 in a 35??? to cope??????

https://uquiz.com/cxxqJ3

i think funeral games are one of my favorite concepts from ancient greece, especially when we see how ridiculously they’re portrayed in stories like the iliad. it’s like if somebody died today and we were like ‘aw man it really sucks that our old buddy patroclus is dead :( anyway let’s play football and if anyone even so much as TRIES to tackle me i’m gonna punt them into the stratosphere’

like i cannot express to yall how funny it is that diomedes competes in a chariot race to honor patroclus’s death and athena helps him cheat

I’ve never seen Hannibal but I think the plot is “what if your therapist ate people and also wanted to fuck u” Or something 

Tzinghalis’s buff machine

himbofication