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What you think Pokémon was 20 years ago vs Pokémon 20 years ago.

obsessed w this guy on the elden ring subreddit people have been telling stories about. they were summoning for the hardest boss in the game and came across a sign for a player wearing nothing but a jar on his head called "let me solo her" and when people summon him this dude is pulling the cleanest fucking kills youve ever seen. he came forward on the subreddit and posted a gameplay vid and it is the smoothest nine minutes of elden ring on the planet

ppl who are new to tumblr

ITS A REFERENCE

I’m reblogging again because I did it myself and added pictures for those who have trouble learning from the video.

Continuing on,

Ratio for the rectangle size is 2:3

I uh, lost an evening:

this one

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

So the timeline is

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

Every morning, right before I leave, I make Malice and Vice do an “All Rise” right before being given their daily portion of wet food. Three days ago, I ran out of wet food. No biggie–they have a bowl of dry food for grazing at all times–but Malice has preferences. For the last three days, every morning, Malice has been climbing onto my bed, standing on my throat, and kneading with the full force of her sausage-link body behind her murder mittens. 

She feels no guilt and she will strike again!

Not the right brand or flavor, but enough to keep me alive for another day.

I am very drunk and listening to toto’s Africa

The newer Johnny Depp one sucked because he cared about their lives way too much and also had that haircut.

Nothing in the Johnny Depp one can match the dangerous authoritarian energy of what Gene Wilder is doing with his cane in this scene alone

I’ve never seen this movie so I just experienced this for the first time and it terrifies me. The absolute boredom in his eyes combined with the mischief of his body language and the glittery, airy, detached way he sings the most pleasant, poetic words.