Illustrator and Tom foolery expert

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

I’m taking notes 

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

HEY. WHOA. HOLD UP A FOR A GODDAMN SECOND. THIS IS VITAMIN STRING QUARTET. THEY’RE A REALLY COOL GODDAMN GROUP THAT DO MOTHERFUCKIN COVERS OF ALL SORTS OF SONGS, LIKE HEY, WE GOT, SNOW BY RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS???? BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS, WHAT!? YOU WANNA FUCKING GET LUCKY, WELL GET LUCKY TO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! TWIST ME UP AND CALL ME A FUCKING NOODLE THIS GROUP IS THE FUCKING SHIT ANYWAYS, HERE’S WONDERWALL

Robots can be priest but women can’t? Okay.

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

@suedeberries HEHEHEHHE

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin :/

tonight we will eat at state violence

I think “Congratulations on finally getting your diagnosis” cakes need to be a thing.

I just got a not fun biopsy done and I deserve a cake! I should do this for myself @chefdecave boy-o I'm making myself a cake next chance I get!