Am I?/I Am One With Myself.

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

this is exactly what I do when I'm bored

I bet all the Hogwarts teachers get an unreal amount of “totally hypothetical” questions from students.

“Hey Slughorn wtf’s a horcrux? Just for laughs” -Voldemort

MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

I LOVE CATS THEYRE SO DUMB

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

please remember that there are good people who do really, really terrible things. please remember that because of human psychology, once the responsibility has been delegated to someone else or someone higher than one's self, then one will likely do more/worse things than usual.

dead inside but it’s still lit

the gif is supposed to move…

Okay smart stuff

Looks bad Reese’s

At least it loads

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

some serious shit is going down over here

“Hey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?” “Probably some sort of kitkat meme I’d say”

do people actually find south park funny or is it all just a joke

it’s funny because there’s a lot of satire that you have to understand the situation of in order for you to get the jokes.