the way things are

my uncle wants to give me a lil cottage in Idaho for free and honestly I might do it…. how perfect would that be??? It’s gorgeous on a hillside and has a fruit tree orchard and I’d start my own little garden and just do art all the time like ok how perfect ????

Reblogging for cozy rural forest cabin gifted to family member by benevolent uncle energy

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

Hey fun fact, if you write fuck in the tags your post wont show up in any tag, so uuuuuh heads up

Also fun fact, adding “porn” in your reblog tags (e.g. “history porn” or “fashion porn”) means that those posts won’t show up when you search your own blog.

Wank too. It’s why I changed all my fandom #wank posts to fandom #dramaz posts

….well this is a psa that needs to go around

I tagged one of my drawings as “well mark me down as both scared and horny” and it vanished from the other tags until I removed that so… “horny” too, apparently

One of my comics wasn’t showing up in tumblr tags until I removed all my tags with the crass language in it. (”shitposting” and “bitch” were the 2 I suspected) Then it conveniently started appearing publicly in the tags.

Oh my god this site really did become catholic

can you believe female hysteria was considered like an actual medical thing… god

fun fact if you’re a man you’re not allowed to laugh at this joke bcus i don’t go a day without hearing about how girls are all overemotional unstable and crazy so you all still think like this you’ve just gotten better at phrasing it in a way that doesnt seem like bullshit at first glance

The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy

Sweet angel no

Can we all just appreciate the fact that this cutie just fell down the stairs but still immediately got up so excited like he just had a great time falling down the stairs? Like I want to handle bad things as well as this puppy does

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface