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I got bored and made a web-based version of @txttletale's 200-word RPG I'M NOT LEARNING TO PLAY MAGICAL GATHERING, where players are given random Magic: The Gathering cards and have to decide which one would win in a fight while ignoring all rules of MtG.
You can play it here. This current version is built to work in fullscreen on a desktop display. Mobile can technically work, but runs into some issues.
I tried to keep it mostly faithful to the original rules, but I did make a few changes, particularly when it came to fine-tuning the Scryfall searches.
Changes to all Scryfall queries:
Limits all requests to cards with flavor text
Excludes dual-faced cards
Excludes Legendary Universes Beyond cards, i.e. external named characters like Cloud and Spider-Man
Excludes playtest cards
Changes to specific Scryfall queries:
STUFF now has the option to include certain Aura enchantments, specifically those that grant stat bonuses or keywords. The default behavior is still equipments only.
TECHNIQUE now excludes Adventures, Omens, and other instances of instants/sorceries attached to a creature.
SCENARIO now excludes all Aura enchantments.
New features:
At the beginning of the game, picks a random set of planeswalkers to represent the players. I mostly did this because I didn’t want to ask for people’s names.
If a player is the JUDGE, they are given the card for a random creature with the word "Judge" in its name. This does nothing.
Scoring: Can use the winner-take-all model of the original or assign points at the judge's discretion (ex. number of 1v1 matchups a GUY would win).
Judge: Can use the original system to have players take turns, or can have a dedicated non-player judge for more of a game show setup.
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I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.
Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.
But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)
Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".
Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.
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Did Tumblr know magic: the Gathering has a buff ogre woman who does time magic through brute force? And has some of the most unique effects in the game? I feel like that's something Tumblr would appreciate.
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