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Cosmic Funnies

oozey mess
DEAR READER

if i look back, i am lost
Keni

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
ojovivo
Cosimo Galluzzi

Love Begins

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art blog(derogatory)
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Three Goblin Art

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why you gotta call me out like this

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Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes
Game of
Gilmore Girls (1/?)
At least show us the bison!
Oh the drama of it all
This Man possesses more common sense than half the tourists of the world. You see a wild animal, you give it plenty ot space. You don’t walk up close try to snap a bunch of picture, then womder why you’re dead.
I love that every time this shows up on my feed, there’s a new chapter added to it.
Cabaret (1972) dir. Bob Fosse

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Would you look at this 1 year old commission I forgot about and just found again in my files titled ohno.png
I was digging around TF2 sound files and I thought these were pretty cute so I compiled them. Rare sound files that are sometimes used in-game when Miss Pauling gives you a contract.
tHE WAY SHE TALKS TO PYRO ALKDFJDK <3
I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.
I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.
Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and
Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.
W-what????????’
WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????
You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.
hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked
LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

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Off-Brand World Landmarks
Great Pyramids, but they’re the Bass Pro Shop in Tennessee
Eiffel Tower, but it’s the cowboy version in Paris Texas
London’s Tower Bridge, but it’s the replica in Suzhou China (it has twice as many towers lol)
The Statue of Liberty, but its in the Netherlands and she’s holding a can of beans (I’m serious)
The Statue of Liberty again, but she’s in Spain and holding TWO torches, damn
The Taj Mahal but it’s in Bangladesh and it’s pink and like, I’m sorry, but like, really cute
The Great Sphinx, but it’s in China and also Iron Man is there
The city is yours. All these people, they’re your subjects now. Sometimes it is better to answer injustice with mercy. I will answer injustice with justice.
this fuckin movie
jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story
Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

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Somehow this hadn’t been done yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
no one:
bloodborne enemies after you’re already dead: