You are an ill made, spiteful little creature.

why you gotta call me out like this

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

At least show us the bison!

Oh the drama of it all

This Man possesses more common sense than half the tourists of the world. You see a wild animal, you give it plenty ot space. You don’t walk up close try to snap a bunch of picture, then womder why you’re dead.

I love that every time this shows up on my feed, there’s a new chapter added to it.

tHE WAY SHE TALKS TO PYRO ALKDFJDK <3

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has