Toasty

I miss sharks hockey

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

sometimes you think yeah i'm over this hyperfixation then you log onto tumblr dot com and your mutual is blorbo posting in such a niche and perverted way that it relights the flame for another decade

I am not immune to propaganda, all it takes is a few gifs of some gay bullshit happening and i'm locked in

macklin celebrini has been traded to the seattle kraken in exchange for a grilled ham and cheese sandwich