#1 Florida Panthers Fan in Illinois

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

Thank you for giving me another chance

My wife when she sees deer in the deer park.

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

i got that dog in me but it's one of those little fucked up trembling scared ones

to whom am I squeaking

I miss my dead wife (professional finnish hockey player aleksander barkov

of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother

"sports is about love and believing in your team" WRONG SPORTS IS ABOUT BEING A HATER AND PRAYING ON THE DOWNFALL OF THE EDMONTON OILERS

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

if i die i want to be skeletonized and then dipped into a very large version of those children's grow your own crystal kits

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions