Toady Tofu

@toadytofu

Hello. I hope you're well. I feel like this should be some sort of summary of who I am as a person. You know, how people find some cool adjectives and make little. Fragmented. Sentences. But I've never been good with adjectives or fragments, so maybe I'll just say that I am a good bean, and you are too. Best wishes.

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objectdreams

1-star yelp review of laguardia airport

written using a predictive text interface

source: all 1-star yelp reviews of laguardia airport

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staff

Have pleasant holiday travels, Tumblr.

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ventusthecorgi

Ran into this strange dog on our walk today.. he was trying to pick a fight with Bagel but Bagel just wanted to be friends 😂 #PokemonGo

thatfruitcake-blog

this is the purest Pokemon go post

amroyounes

Blame the algorithm

deafgaming

#about me

I need to move out. I really really do. This is not ideal.

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syleyndra-deactivated20190922

people who put their hair in buns 😍

cooknut

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why

pixelatedboobs-blog

Patients is a virtue.

northmiamigoon-deactivated20150

maybe she a doctor

samcahntent

Watching people mix paints is so soothing. My new favorite thing.

rachol

blanketforyourshock

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion

#oh my god

That’s what they said

roseforthethorns

I love how many of them are praying

heaven-and-hale-deactivated2015

man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck

vassraptor

And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.

cumaeansibyl

even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

oradianto

😂

quantumstarlight

Wait but there are more!

alixabethmay

Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard

mishasminions

SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE

thedeepwalrus

HOLY WATER SLIDE

buzzfeed

unnecessarily gendered foods [x]

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waluiqi

chocotaur-deactivated20211206

Only a great photographer can conceal the dead body that would otherwise ruin the perfect shot

smol-egg

Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges.

potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

babyanimalgifs

winfieldblue

stigmatagloryhole-deactivated20

stability

this is modern art

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twitterlols

kind of a weird sexist-ish thing that happened to me that wasn’t a big deal but was sort of notable to me

i ordered a tappcar for boyfriend and I

tappcar came, I confirmed my name and the destination with him, he didn’t make eye contact or address me directly but like it was dark and car and whatever who knows

anyway boyfriend hadn’t said anything at this point

so why the fuck, when making small talk, did he ask specifically “How is your night, sir?” and refuse to address me?

anyway I responded with an edge to my voice “very well, thank you, yours?” and boyfriend thought this was great and gave me an ‘oh shit’ face. driver responded that he was well but again did not address me or look at me. that was the end of the conversation

then we got home and (slightly drunkenly) complained about the patriarchy for a bit and it was a good evening

anyway

small thing

weird thing

but it stuck with me

is it sexist?

was he just confused?

idk but yeah interesting social detail thing that made me think about my small talk convos and the impact of simple words

#i can get philosophical about anything #i miss uber #the drivers for tappcar are all a little off idk

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