Fishy Sticky

was it good?

was what good? what the hell does this mean?

Happy Pride

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

the tight $3 fruit of the loom shirt tucked into those straight leg denim jeans, he may as well be in drag

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

:/

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

This, too, is yuri

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

if you ever wanna see how many people on tumblr have a wizard url all you have to do is make a post about wizards. they'll come

they'll also reblog the post