Jinkies!

God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

hey since it’s your first time using weed i figured i’d let you in on a few pointers to make sure you have a safe, fun experience. basically you do as much as possible and imagine the roof getting blown off your house by a storm and giant pterodactyls swooping down to eat you badly ok?

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

people who argue for the utility of lolcow gangstalking forums are insane. do you realize how you sound going "there is an unwell person on the internet who could potentially benefit from some form of intervention. for everyone's safety, we are gathering an elite taskforce of nazi pedophiles to turn their life into 24/7 online entertainment for socially maladjusted preteens and adults who dont leave the house enough to realize how banal half the shit this person does really is."

so weird to think that for millions of years animals were just ripping each others’ throats out and copulating without eye contact

you still get this in chicago

@chicago-mentioned

PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.