vengeful bird woman

I wish dungeons were real

I wish that I could just walk into a cave and slice the shit out of things with my sword

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

might fuck around and lie down on the forest floor long enough for moss and fungi to start growing on me

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

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My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

im a snail and god is salting me

*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

That is exactly the look I’m going for

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

in this essay, i will explode