not having fun tonight

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

Only the deranged and irredeemable mind of Tim Burton could come up with scary christmas

Honestly, I feel as if that's something that an edgy teenager or perhaps like, a neglected child could have come up with in 5 seconds at a family reunion

Only one man is psychologically broken enough to invent Santa dracula: tim burton

I don’t think Tim Burton made Santa Dracula?

Only Tim Burton, humanities most twisted genius, could have invented such holiday horrors.

you NEED to nerd out by buying more products. It is genuinely so important to be yourself and to represent this through buying and displaying products. How will people know you’re unique if not for buying products?

My boyfriend makes a delicious stew that has three different types of carbs in it and it's delicious and having a bowl makes me spend the next four hours trying to fight a nap. Potion of Shut The Fuck Up.

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

my fucking privacy

thinking about creatures.

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button