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Delft don’t want you to see the real bell test but luckily the mirror cannot be silenced. 

Oh no, Lukaku is sad.

Like most of the people on board the Hindenburg, TlumberOne will survive.

TlumberOne is watching you

Alan’s been preparing for his law exam. 

Some of these images are a bit blurry but you can see that there is not a lot going on.

Good point, I can’t see why you’re not getting paid as much as Gary. It appears the BBC likes snowflakes more than proper analysis.

An exciting announcement: Stacey Dooley is going to lead a Probably News spin off called: Definitely Not News With the Spirit of Jade Goody, so TlumberOne can reach a broader demographic. 

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To put this in context, global internet traffic is estimated to be 1.1 Zb per year or 0.342 micro Hindenbergs of SD cards per year (mHSD/yr).

Due to global warming this river has no water in it. 

With recently demonstrated technology using DNA computing for storage, one yottabyte of capacity would require a volume between 0.003 and 1 cubic meter, depending on number of redundant backup copies desired and the storage density: "Our genetic code packs billions of gigabytes into a single gram".[3] DNA is much more advanced technology than microSDXC cards (for this application) and accompanied by uncertain costs, but this suggests potential information density.[4]

Theresa May performs naughty act in preparation for future sky news interviews. In a double whammy, she has also reduced the number of Labour voters in a key constituency.

We at tlumberone wrote a guest post on the christian institutes website. The article was called Intoleranception but the editor renamed it at the last minute. 

Theresa May fails Turing test, which leaves the UK a choice between robot rule or socialism or homophobia. It’s a tough choice, let us know what you want in the comments below.