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Taylor: “So some of my fans know that I have a weird ability of catching things with my mouth; most often grapes. [catches grape in his mouth] One fan mentioned grapes are too easy, so I call this the ‘Fruit Toss Challenge’.”

[music plays in the background]

[Taylor catches a strawberry, and then an avocado. The grapefruit smacks him in the mouth but he does not catch it.  Several attempts with bananas are unsuccesful. Another grapefruit smacks him in the face. He laughs and throws it on the ground.]

Taylor: “Get in my mouth! [to the camera] Let’s go!”

[He slaps away a box of strawberries]

Taylor: [irritated] “Not. The box. Of strawberries!”

Friend: “Oh.”

Taylor: [irritated] “One strawberry!”

[watermelon crashes at Taylor’s feet, he gingerly steps back]

Taylor: “Are you kidding me?”

[cake is thrown and smashes into Taylor’s face]

Taylor: “What is this? I thought - [spits out cake]- I thought this was a fruit toss challenge?”

Friend: “It’s a fruitcake.”

Taylor: [incredulous] “Fruitcake?”

Friend: “Yeah, man, fruitcake.”