vvn

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

that was a religious experience

me

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

His little ears flopping in he wind

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

elon musk said this to seduce grimes

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

I never want any context for this ever

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

Euthanize me

When you say ‘together’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘apart’ they do

When you say ‘aaaaah’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘babababa’ they do