collection of shitposts that encapsulate the tumblr atmosphere

cannibalism as a metaphor for nothing. nobody cares

STOP MAKING ME FIND YOUR FUCKINGGG PAGES

fuck due dates i wish nothing was ever due

except babies. sorry to all newborns for this insensitive post.

I'm so fr we need to acknowledge Overwatch was literally just a fad and it's over.

lord please take all the budget from marvel movies and give it to neil breen

Does anybody know if you ever stop being 11 years old and lonely

Like you can stop being 11 years old & you can stop being lonely but it seems being a lonely 11 year old might be a lifelong affliction

It does end. I swear.

you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

The lowest point of my life was when I was awarded a free NFT for being a "top redditor"

holy fucking shit

im not euthanizable in the slightest. You Need Me.

‘I need to get some sleep’ says girl who won’t fall asleep until 6am cause having free time at night is cool

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

im really glad youre alive. not because i think the cycle of suffering and rebirth is awesome but because we need to keep as many people breathing as we can to ward off Yorul, who can only take a breath when humans arent inhaling or exhaling. one time in 1976 there was a synchronicity where every human alive was between breaths and Yorul took a biiiiiig gasp and was about to split asia into three when a high schooler in iowa named kim took a hit off her friends joint and choked Yorul out

i'm not even a top i just want to hurt people

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

wife found out how much i spend on money

8 hours a day