Tittypocalypse

-I dont drink much, I dont smoke

-I moisturize, wear sunscreen

-the hysterectomy reduced my stress by a lot so now there's less cortisol in my everywhere.

-Keanu Reeves bit me once.

-I eat foods with a variety of fats and oils.

-my very active job requires me to hydrate regularly.

-made a pact with the devil once while I was sleepwalking.

-not worrying about wrinkles means I don't get them as much

-theres a painting of me in an attic somewhere thats rapidly aging.

Dress

1950s

"Amelia Prescott Allison Stirling began working at the Baltimore department store Hutzler Brothers & Company as its magazine editor. Over the years, Stirling accepted various promotions, moving into the positions of advertising copywriter, advertising manager, and finally publicity manager. As Baltimore’s first woman to manage the marketing department of a major department store, Stirling handled all advertising, merchandise displays, fashion shows, and store promotions for the Hutzler Brothers & Company."

by Hutzler's (Firm)

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.