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batmanego

i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT

adhdasfuck

Map I found showing which states got their names from where. Over half of the states come from Indigenous languages.

slimegargoyle

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

rosa-de-bayahibe

Tag from @sergle

Tags from @veganslenderman

boomerkuwanger8

Gargoyles perfectly summed up why Generative AI & LLM's are wrong and dumb back in 1995 and for some reason we didn't listen to Goliath.

judasisgayriot

Has to be one of the best passages of a book I’ve read in a long time

xekstrin

it’s not an understatement to say I think about this all the time

arborealgargoyle

[id: A picture of a page from a Terry Pratchett book. Italics on page marked with asterisks in this transcript. Page reads:

All witches are selfish, the Queen had said. But Tiffany’s Third Thoughts said: Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Walk the gale for them! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My land! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because *they are mine!* *I have a duty!*

/end id]

The notes say that this is from The Wee Free Men!

confusedguytoo

Did anyone ever consider the contradiction of this perspective and the other one given in Discworld that sin is when you treat people as things?

iconuk01

I don’t see it as anything approaching contradiction, to be honest.

The “treating people like things” is how you treat people when you are interacting with them, or having an impact on their lives.

The Tiffany quote is about motivation, not interaction.

So Tiffany’s motivation isn’t treating people as things, (no witch who wasn’t already predisposed to cackling could do that) it’s about treating everything as your responsibility, as being under your protection as their witch, and so being motivated to action by that responsibility.

You don’t even have to like them, or think them good people, but if they are your repsonsibility, you help them.

“Oh, no,” said Miss Level, genuinely shocked. “You can’t not help people just because they’re stupid or forgetful or unpleasant. Everyone’s poor around here. If I don’t help them, who will?”

Using her own selfishness to make sure that HER land and HER people are protected is the opposite of treating them like things. They are EVERYTHING to her, but as individual responsibilities.

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night-the-starfish

Hunter and prey, markers on paper.

teaboot

”Oh but I CAN’T let go of X shitty thing, I LOVED it as a kid, it gave me so many good memories”

Yeah well so did my Dad but then he embezzled twenty five thousand dollars for dick pills and weed so we don’t fucking talk anymore. Christmas of 2017 was still baller, we just don’t do that shit now

Memories are forever, hoe

icarus-suraki

Teaboot, I respect you immensely but knowing some of your other stories, I hesitate to ask this but anyway: did that really happen?

teaboot

ye

pinkfire-chacarera

teaboot lore just gets crazier and crazier each post, what even is your story, so bizarre truly in the best way possible, at least you have like five other parents

teaboot

This is the dad that's dead now btw

imsobadatnicknames2

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

imsobadatnicknames2

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

imsobadatnicknames2

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

sergeifyodorov

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

demotu-writes

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

conceptofzero

To explain for the rest of the world: Canada's switch from Imperial to Metric was in the 1970s. As such, most of us grew up in homes that were full of items using Imperial (ovens, scales, etc). As well, since we traditionally have bought things manufactured in America, those items also come with Imperial units on them. It's the same thing with work - a lot of equipment comes from America or we work for multi-national companies based out of America.

We can also blame Brian Mulroney for pausing the metric conversation partway through in 1985. It was too late to go back but it did mean that not everything was forced to fully transfer over so here we are, stuck in the middle.

Check out the wiki for more weird edge cases such as land being measured in acres, and consumer items being sold with metric weights but in standard Imperial quantities.

yeahponcho

didn't want his parsley so I decorated him with it

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🌓 Ursa Major/Minor 🌗 (2025 Remake)

(Art Print available!)

+ 2022 comparison under the cut :>

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ramavoite

Puppet History: History Contingency Tapes - “The Curious Life of Ole Worm”

csny

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

libraford

Possible explanations for the forever babyface I have:

-I dont drink much, I dont smoke

-I moisturize, wear sunscreen

-the hysterectomy reduced my stress by a lot so now there's less cortisol in my everywhere.

-Keanu Reeves bit me once.

-I eat foods with a variety of fats and oils.

-my very active job requires me to hydrate regularly.

-made a pact with the devil once while I was sleepwalking.

-not worrying about wrinkles means I don't get them as much

-theres a painting of me in an attic somewhere thats rapidly aging.

-no one really knows what 40 year olds are supposed to look like because TV keeps casting 30 year old to play teens.

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HEY SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA! Come share the love at convention that celebrates Buffy/Angel @hellmouthevents THIS WEEKND, Sat-Sun June 13-14 at Torrance High School (original filming locale) in Torrance, CA! And the Huggles are always free!! Tickets & Info: https://www.fandomcharities.org/hellmouthcon .

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