There is a hell, believe me i've seen it.

This is the literal best writing advice I have ever read. Period.

Special note: “Kill someone” means kill someone in the story. Please do not kill random real life passers by every time you hit a block. My lawyer says misunderstanding writing advice is not an acceptable defense. See you all in 25 to 50 years.

very useful and reblogging for last comment

Isn’t this website your using created by capitalism?

someone post the meme

Every time I see this I’m equally unprepared for the punchline bc I forget it’s a joke until the end

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight