Faith, trust, and pixie dust

people who slander dandelions are so boring. oh you don’t like weeds?? you don’t want to see my yard absolutely covered in fairy pom poms motherfucker??? get bent 

my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

This was weirdly motivating

LOVE CORRELATES DIRECTLY WITH CRYSTAL VELOCITY

This is by far my favorite reblog of this post

I CRUNCHED SOME NUMBERS POWER OF SPELL = MASS OF CRYSTAL * (CRYSTAL ACCELERATION)^2

Perhaps use a picture, poppet, doll, etc instead, so you aren’t stoning people to death.

CRYSTALS HAVE THE BEST MASS TO ENCHANTMENT RATIO SO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS TO SHOOT THEM OUT OF CROSSBOWS WITH A BLUNTED TIP MADE FROM A MAGICALLY CONDUCTIVE BUT NON-LETHAL MATERIAL

Crystals on a Nerf gun could charge the foam darts.

NERF IS TOO SYNTHETIC A MEDIUM BUT YOU COULD REPLACE THE RUBBER TIPS WITH CLAY OR COTTON

Clay would cause major issues. What materials ruin crystal energy?

ANY COARSE SYNTHETIC FLUID LIKE CHOCOLATE SYRUP OR ENGINE COOLANT

Dear lord what is happening

MAGIC

can somebody caption this for me

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon

I needed to hear this

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

A big mood