this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

who up downwarding their spiral

in most sign languages punching your conversation partner in the throat means "i just punched you in the throat"

Me? Im just a little 🦠Moldling lost in 🍞Bread World..

Thank you for coming to my this

What is that

My this #mythis

Calling something "breakfastless behavior" just the modern day "you forget yourself"

accidentally searched “is parmesan fond of me” because I was thinking about my friends at the same time as grocery shopping. now I need to know. is parmesan fond of me. how would parmesan rate my grating technique

being insane isnt even that bad

Two things can be true at once unless I don't think so then they aren't anymore sorry

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

"and they were room mates" was part of probably the best gossip in the world and well never get to hear what it was

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument