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“We have long known that the tendency to sit down and eat the whole goddamn bag runs in certain families,” said team leader Dr. Edward Alvaro. “However, until we completed our work, we weren’t sure whether the disposition to cram chips down your greasy gullet was genetic or whether it was a behavioral trait learned from one or both fat-fuck parents. With the discovery of gene series CHP-48/OZ-379, we have proof positive that single-case serial chip-eating is indeed hereditary.”

For years, scientists have been aware of the numerous health complications linked to a person’s predisposition to plop down and mow through a whole bag of chips, but it wasn’t until now that they were able to isolate the gene that carries the trait.

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