Im Allergic To Using My Brain

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ID: A post that reads “ugghh there’s a fucking worm outside i can’t sleep with this noise.” And a post underneath it that says “fuck it we crawl 🐛” [End desc]

austin powers receiving cbt: smashing baby

The worlds smallest snail has just started to go freak mode on a succulent apple slice

Thank the Lord someone understands

when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest

does anyone remember that meme where its like a comic of spongebob and squidward and spongebobs like hey squidward wanna see something and then he pulls down his pants to show the base of his flaccid dick and balls and it was like extremely hyperrealistic like you could see the bumps of his pubes regrowing from being shaved and everything

or no

they/them king. call that a thing 🗣

organelle is such a cute name for the tiny things inside cells