- is a conman pretending to be a psychic using a real psychic (the real psychic is 14) (he pays him 300 yen (about $2.60) for his services)

- has literally one adult friend. his other two are a middle schooler and an evil ghost that fucking hates him

- is extremely skilled in a number of fields (photo editing, massage therapy) but chooses to pretend to be a psychic because it’s more interesting

- once single-handedly de radicalized an entire wing of a terrorist organization by telling them they were acting like children and needed to get real jobs

- has never lost rock paper scissors

- got drunk off of literally lemonade with no alcohol in it

- got exposed as a fake psychic on national television and was subsequently cancelled on twitter

- reacted to a terrorist organization of people with literal superpowers taking over the city by saying they should call the police and not moving to action until he learned that fire insurance wouldn’t cover the damage to his office

- got trapped in a purgatory dimension for 28 days because he couldn’t suck up his pride and admit to his newly hired employee that he had no idea how to get out

- made a website

- it looked like this

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

Hello friends 💗Thank you all for your continued support. I am very sorry to tell you that we recently experienced heavy shelling near us.

As a result, we lost everything. My handmade crochet work was burned and destroyed, and now I have to raise money again to buy the basic supplies I need, including crochet hooks, yarn, and threads.

The prices have become extremely high. Right now, I need only $200 to purchase the essential materials and start creating new pieces again.

You can see my previous work on my crochet Instagram page, and you are welcome to message me there if you would like.click here

Please support me in any way you can. If you cannot donate, please consider sharing my story and talking about it with others.

Even $15–$20 could make a real difference in my life.

Thank you for your kindness and support. ❤️

You can watch the video of the shelling through this link.

Click here

These are some of my previous handmade creations. I miss being able to make pieces like these again.

eileen: [rumpled and shirt buttoned wrong] dick’s cursed

dean: what?