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We can be sad hopeless buddies!

Lauren

#quotes #funny #friendship #losers #hopeless #sad

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Interlaken, 2013.

Oh I forgot to wear pants to school... Hipster!

Nicole

#hipster #weird #funny

Are There Stupid People In Canada?

Elektra: Where aren't there stupid people? Lauren: I'm kind of hoping Canada because I like Canada but if I ever go there I will probably be dissapointed.

#Canada #stupid people #conversations

Nicole On Not Having Any Classes With Someone

"All my hopes and dreams dashed away by the whims of a "righteous" hand! What man has the right of moral to delay true love, even star-crossed love, from coming into being??? Who?!??

#love #drama #hopes and dreams #star-crossed #who #catswag #llama

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Shark love. A most beautiful kind of love.

Lauren

#sharks #shark love #love #beautiful #beautiful love #quotes

I may be a zombie tomorrow but a more studious a nerd zombie than anyone has ever seen!

Nicole

#zombie #zombies #nerd #nerds #funny #weird #random #nerdzombie #studious #lack of sleep #sleep deprived #sleep deprivation #school #life #tired #so tired #so tireeed #benedict cumberbatch #overtagging #sorry #not sorry

Feel The Burn

Lauren: Mint toothpaste makes my mouth burn.

Nicole: FEEL THE BURN! EMBRACE THE BURN!

Lauren: buut I doon't waaannaaaaa

Nicole: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

Lauren: If you want to burn so badly go jump in a volcano.

Nicole: Did that already. Know how I survived?

Lauren: THE VOLCANO GODS. SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!

Nicole: I EMBRACED THE BURN!

Lauren: SACRIFICE THE BURN TO THE VOLCANO GODS!

Nicole: NO! THERE WERE NO VOLCANO GODS! THEY WERE ON THEIR BRUNCH BREAK!

Lauren: NO THEY WERE WATCHING. BRUNCH AND A SHOW. YOU CAN'T HAVE BRUNCH WITHOUT A GOOD SACRIFICE!

Nicole: THEY WERE ALREADY EATING THE SACRIFICE MADE YESTERDAY!

Lauren: BUT THAT WOULD BE OLD AND HAVE LOST ITS FLAVOR. THE VOLCANO GODS DESERVE A BETTER, FRESHER SACRIFICE

Nicole: WHETHER THEY DESERVE IT AND WHETHER THEY GET IT ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS!

Lauren: ITS THE VOLCANO GODS. IF YOU DON'T GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT THEY BOIL YOUR BRAINS WITH A PYROCLASTIC SURGE. Your brains have been boiled. (hahaha what brains)

#burn #sacrifice #toothpaste #embrace the burn #volcano #god #jump

Our Insults

Lauren: You are an awkward fish.

Nicole: You're a gallivanting walrus.

#conversations #awkward #fish #awkward fish #insults #walrus #WEIRD #funny #gallivanting

Maybe you're so crazy that you think you're not crazy and now you say you're crazy and you don't really believe it but you are.

Lauren

#quotes #crazy #insane #believe #confusing #what?#funny #weird #strange #you

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A Little Bit Of A Mental Disorder

Nicole: I should go to bed since I actually have to get up tomorrow but sleep is so, you know. Like at first its like YEAH! but then your like neeeeeh.

Lauren: and then you're like uuuuuuuuuhhnnnn

Nicole: then you fall asleep on the coach with your dog and wake up with back pain.

Lauren: and neck pain

and smelly dog farts

Nicole: and a little bit of a mental disorder

Lauren: That might have been there in the first place...

#conversations #weird #weirdos #funny #crazy #mental disorder #sleep #dogs #dog #dog farts #12th doctor #sorry not sorry #overtagging

He has the sexual awareness of a toenail.

Nicole

#quotes #sexualawareness #toes #toenails #nail #cats #funny #boyfriends #weird #cool

When we first met them we thought they were really old, then as we got to know them they got younger.

Grandma

#quotes #quote #interesting #grandma #grandmas #old #young #age #age is just a number #age is nothing but a number #people

Metaphorical Middle Names

Nicole: Difficult is my metaphorical middle name!

Lauren: That's annoying to say, Nicole Difficult Carver

Nicole: That's Nicole "Metaphorically Difficult" Carver to you.

#Metaphor #funny #metaphorical #middle name #random #names #conversations

Endless Love

Lauren: I have to go practice my saxophone to make my mom think I have potential in life.

Nicole: Okay, good luck with that. Remember this, I will love myself no matter if you fail.

#Conversations #music #saxophone #potential #mom #life #luck #love #funny #weird #evil #failing #jesus #shave watson #overtagging #desperate?

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At least we can finally figure out if there is cell reception in hell.

Nicole

#quotes #cellphone #reception #cell reception #nicole #discovery #funny #random #friends #bad #wacky #doctor who #overtagging #sorry not sorry

Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite!

Lauren: I hope the bed bugs don’t slowly chew through your body until you are a smelly rotten corpse ( tired and I thought I would change things up a bit from the normal rhyme)

Nicole: I hope you are snug as a bug in a a rug, by which I hope you are laying a ton of eggs in a rug that your bug children will burst from and eventually chew through my body.

#conversations #funny #random #weird #gross #bed bugs #dont let the bed bugs bite #corpse #bugs #bite #bug bites #hilarious #12th doctor #overtagging #sorry not sorry

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