shithole shitpost from hell: phm/ironlung incorrect quotes ! !
Adrian: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— Simon, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN! Adrian: I'M NOT DONE! Adrian: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
Simon: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you. Grace: Where were they? Simon: Eating cheetos and crying in their car. Grace, impessed: Damn, they really went for it.
Stratt: Armando? What are you doing here? Armando, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.
Adrian, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Grace, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids. Armando: What the fuck are you guys doing? Adrian: Playing systemic oppression.
Adrian: clicks pen Rocky: clicks pen in response Armando: Stop that. Adrian: Stop what? Armando: You’re talking about me in Morse code! Adrian: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out! later Rocky, to Simon: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.
Grace, to Adrian: You know, Armando can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. Grace: blows airhorn at Armando GET FUCKED!
Simon, texting Rocky: Rocky there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Simon: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry Simon: Rocky Simon: Rocky Rocky: Rocky is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
Grace: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator. Rocky: Yup. Adrian: Maybe the generator is watching us. Grace: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added? Grace: … Grace: Wait—
Simon: Quacking in my boobs over this Simon: QUAKING* Simon: BOOTS* FUCKER.
Rocky comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Adrian’s bedroom. Adrian: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Rocky: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Rocky: Lies on the ground and falls asleep Adrian: …
Adrian: tapping fingers on table Rocky: taps fingers back furiously Armando: …What’s going on? Simon: Morse code. They’re talking. Adrian: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … - Rocky: slams hands on table YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Rocky: look Grace, I'm not slut shaming you but… Rocky: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
Simon: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Rocky: Hey, Simon. Simon: GODDAMNIT!
Grace: We need a distraction. Adrian: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Rocky, whispering: My time has come.
Simon: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.
Simon: The stars are so beautiful… Grace: They're just giant balls of gas. Simon: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Grace: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Simon: Oh…
Grace: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
Simon: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together! Grace, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
Adrian: You need a hobby. Rocky: I have a hobby! Adrian: Hitting Simon isn't a hobby.
Simon: We both look very handsome tonight. Grace: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Simon: I couldn't take that chance.
Rocky: double checking supplies in the boat Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen. Adrian: Hot dog costumes! Rocky: I’m sorry, what? Adrian: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Simon, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Simon hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us. Rocky: Are you saying that Simon would rather eat us than hot dogs? Simon: I do hate hot dogs.
Rocky: Even Simon and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich. Simon: I mistook them for a garbage can.
Grace: If it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message. Simon: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
Grace: As a responsible adult- Simon: chuckles Grace: … As a responsible adult—
Rocky: is visibly upset Grace: Rocky, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Grace: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. Adrian: Actually, Rocky is my favourite. Grace: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
Rocky, about Adrian: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier. Simon: That's what any god probably thinks about me.
Grace, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Rocky: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Rocky: Here you go. Grace: Rocky: Simon: Why am I here?
Simon: Urrrgh…I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life… Rocky: Ouch. Shit sucks, man. Simon: I feel like I’m dying… Whyyyy… Rocky, under their breath: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet in this house. Simon:,/b> …DID YOU FUCKING POISON ME-
Grace: How has life been treating you lately? Simon: Horribly.
Rocky: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Simon: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. Grace walks in Simon: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Grace: You guys worried about Adrian? Simon: Totally! Rocky: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Grace: And what'd you say? Rocky: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Simon: Grace: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
Adrian: makes Rocky a cup of tea but puts salt in it Rocky: sips tea Adrian: Rocky: finishes tea Adrian: Didn't it taste bad? Rocky: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Adrian, tearing up: Oh, okay.
Grace: What's your most controversial video game hot take? Adrian: The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space. Rocky: Mario is a woman and just really butch.
