As I roved out one May Morning

༄ they insist they don’t think about each other. they lie. everyone knows.

༄ A* makes a snarky comment, B* responds with an even sharper one, and now they’re 2 inches apart like “say that again” with full eye contact. yeah. tension.

༄ constant one-upping. “oh you saved a cat from a tree? I saved a family from a burning building.”

༄ intense sparring sessions. the kind that are technically training but full of grunts, heavy breathing, accidental pinning, and unnecessary touching.

༄ "i can't stand you" but they know exactly how the other takes their coffee

༄ enemies forced to work together on a mission. only one bed. hate-cuddling. hate spooning. hate realizing it’s actually kind of nice.

༄ “if you die, I’ll kill you myself.” (said sincerely.)

༄ B* almost gets hurt and A* goes absolutely feral. later insists it was “just instinct” (sure, buddy.)

༄ petty insults but they remember everything about each other

༄ one of them has a detailed list of reasons the other sucks. also they keep the list in a very secure spot. also they reread it a lot. suspiciously often.

༄ jealousy. so much jealousy. “i don’t care who they flirt with” said while visibly vibrating with rage

༄ A* wins something. B* says “congrats.” it sounds like a war declaration.

༄ they call each other by last name. until the first time one of them whispers the other’s first name and it hits like a goddamn thunderclap

༄ they kiss once to “shut the other up” and it’s all downhill from there

༄ they argue so often and with such passion that everyone else assumes they’re already dating

༄ insult → smirk → “make me” → tension → regret → denial → repeat

༄ “you’re so annoying” but the voice is weirdly soft this time

It’s so incredibly humanizing to see people from the very distant past in such authentic color

And like. look at these landscape shots!! They’re so vivid!! Even aside from the historical value, these are just legitimately beautiful photographs

If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.

Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.

Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.

Flash Comics #13 - “The Creeps” (1941)

Someone living in Sweden during the Iron Age wore this cloak. Unfortunately, they wore it while they were murdered: forensic analysis found the holes in the cloak match how stabs would have penetrated the folds of the cloak when it was being worn.

On a Web Browser:

I had some trouble finding this option. My first instinct was to click the settings button on the left, but that's where it is!

First, you'll click the name of your blog on the left sidebar to bring it up on your browser.

Then click "Blog settings" on the right sidebar once your blog is brought up. That's where they're hiding it.

Click "Prevent Third-Party Sharing" under the Visibility section, and bam! You're done.

On Mobile:

Thankfully it's much easier on mobile. Just click the Gear icon on your blog's page, to go to settings.

Scroll all the way down until you see Visibility, then toggle the Prevent third-party sharing option for your blog!!

If you disable this setting on mobile, it automatically synced it to my web browser settings, too. ...But if you use both Web and Mobile, I would still highly recommend double checking that it actually turned off on both!!

Check that it's turned off on your side blogs too! And check your settings every now and then anyway to ensure that it's staying turned off, because if my memory serves right, some other websites will pull some shenanigans on things like this and opt you back in without telling you!

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