life is a driving test and i’m gay

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

i don’t think we should rule out getting naked and getting in the ocean

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

Watching Jet Lag: The Game as someone otherwise wholly unfamiliar with YouTube personalities is great because mostly I know zero of the guests but occasionally one will be vaguely familiar. We just finished season 12 and saw the trailer for Schengen Showdown and I said "hey isn't that the guy from the meme about trying to schedule things with your friends as adults?"

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine

chappell was right it's like 199 degrees

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