2026

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

simply the fact that different body types for women go in and out of style throughout the decades should be enough to tell you that women’s bodies are considered consumable goods under capitalism

nasa trying to eat the moon

Operation Pac Man is a go

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

call me horse the way i just. Get soso startled

"Sadly we now return to our hosts" Graham, calm down

Ragebaited by eurovision voting, an annual event

Thank fucking fuck. They won by a landslide too. THANK YOU BULGARIA.