2026

camera shutters kind of sound like taking a bite of a crisp apple because a camera takes a bite of the light in the air

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

World Heritage Post

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

BRING HIM BACK

oh thank goodness

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

i……..

had……

the slime of my life

and I’ve never felt this way before

and I swear

It’s the truth

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

I was born in 2001. I’m a teacher. I am regularly having conversations with people born in 2019/2020. As far as I’m concerned, that’s this year, but no.

doomscrolling thru the weather app

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014