Fox-thing Warcriminal Extraordinaire!!

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

local trans women I meet keep being like how were you not already in the local scene where were you?? and I'm like well idk my egg cracked while I was in college in another city, and right when I came back covid happened. so I was really busy becoming a self-sufficient streamer girl to avoid starving. so I basically didn't go outside for 6 years. I didn't even know there was a local scene. I only found out about the local scene because I started taking guitar lessons and my teacher was like "I gotta introduce this girl to some other trannies"

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

you’re all invited to join, btw, just like in the episode where it truly becomes a huge fortress inhabited by several people

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry