I Am The Bees I Worship

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

underwater caves are rated for diving according to how many loving spouses and kids the cave diver has waiting for them at home. they won't even let you go in some of the more dangerous ones unless you're twice married with an excellent relationship with your ex and multiple young dependent kids from both marriages

[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.