Pog

everyone knew that one kid at school who pretended their uncle worked at the italian factory and invented pesto

finding out 2021 is a year of the ox via the sudden influx of anime cowgirls art

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

this is how men speak to women

I traded your Playstation 5- or whatever you call that beastly machine- for a hearty cup of lentil soup. Now come, eat!

not to still be on this but the part of the db cooper case i especially love is that he intended to quietly declare his intentions by slipping a flight stewardess a note that was like ‘i have a bomb’, and like. he gave her the note, presumedly expecting her to read it right away and immediately begin to follow his orders. but she was thinking ‘ok its a desperate horny guy trying to flirt’ and didnt read it and dropped it in her purse and he had to like. quietly get her attention and be like “no please look at the note i have a bomb” like imagine being him in that moment. like it had to have been a little embarrassing. FAIL

y'know how ppl call gays fruits what if we called straight ppl vegetables and bi ppl snacks and asexuals desserjdjfkc mJdmdmcmn n mkxmxlzlslzll)$("!"?mk)*("?"???mmsnndmxm!$!"!(_)$)$)$("!"mdndnncncjckdkdlkfkcmcncnmfnndhjdnfnfnfnncmcncn($+_!'("?"(("!'+'!_('?"kdjfnfkfmfjc?"!'!'?'/02938_+_+!!kxnxmxkzlzkjxncnncmcjcjcjfnmdjkxk

dogs are incapable of sin

but not of mischief !!!

it’s always sunny in philadelphia but they talk like they’re in hannibal

Denim chicken? and if you are wrong, charlie?