Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

She should be at the club

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.