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Thoughts on the crisis with the Boundary Garden, good representative?
Yo. I think I'm probably not the guy you're looking for, but he's in hot water right now so they just plucked a warm body off the floor to run this thing. To answer your question, Deal is pretty hawkish on this one cuz I think he's friends with Ms. Rouanet, who heads up Dog Company. I'm not sure what I could tell you, I think Union's claim to Cornucopia is kinda tenuous- and that there's something to be said for preventing an invasion, but it's pretty transparently a "securing our interests in the region" thing. Me and Deal are from the whole other side of the arm though, so like... if I'm gonna be straight with you we're some of the least qualified guys in the room to be making these kinds of decisions. - Representative Judeau Alvarez
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[attached is a file containing several TB of mostly text files, containing transcripts of investigations regarding KTB insurgent cell activity as well as personal communications from DOJ representative Deal Freeman, all evidently stolen and posted without permission] BRO DEAL FREEMAN USED 2 B A HORUS GUY? wtf happenedddd bros like a gigacentrist shitter now, also p sure some of this stuff isnt outside the statute of limitations... also bro cheats on his wife n shit but like whtever
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: PEOPLE OF THE OMNINET, ANYTHING YOU READ ASSOCIATING MY NAME WITH ANY AND ALL UNGRATEFUL ACTIVITY IS UNSUBSTANTIATED, OR WELL OUT OF DATE! I WAS NOT INVOLVED IN THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FKS-BC INEVITABLE ABOVE SAN SIMEON IN 4951u, NOR ANY SIMILAR EVENTS ATTRIBUTED TO THE SAN SIMEON UNGRATEFUL MOVEMENT
I just want to get ahead of these rumors before they spread too far! I'm very proud of my service with the DOJ/HR, and what our work did for my friends and family on my homeworld! Any less legitimate military activity attributed to a "DeLanzo Freeman," is fabricated by the 4th Column's propaganda machine and meant to destabilize my many forward thinking positions, OR was dismissed in a court of law many, many years ago! While sympathetic to the ungrateful cause, I believe political violence is unconscionable, and do not currently associate myself with such movements! I acknowledge my possession of a Horus SALAMANDER pattern license, but this frame does not print for me- and I have long believed my ownership of it to be a cruel joke. If inspected, my official service record with the DOJ will show nothing more than boots-on-the-ground infantry service.
The sly comment about my marital status, and any files related to such a statement are infringing on strictly personal information, and also made without knowledge of a greater context of the factors at play. I am a complicated man with a daily life whose pieces and parts many don't see.
Thank you for your time. -Representative Deal Freeman
bro im not gonna sugarcoat it im abt 2 steal ur data, im hackin ur shit rn as i type. theres gonna b a scandal or sm shit by this time tmrw mark my words. ur career is over lol
Hey! Awesome to see someone so eager to get involved in politics in such a big way! Just be careful saying stuff like this on the omninet, if the wrong person saw it you could be in big trouble! This stuff is forever, y'know?
Best
- Representative Deal Freeman
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[Mr Freeman a second glitter bomb has hit your offic—]
[A picture appears on the official account of a plate of... something, it's unclear now because it's covered in glitter, but it sticks in such a way that whatever this was clearly isn't edible anymore] Should not have opened this one during lunch.
On my way home from Venus today, had the opportunity to tour IPS-N's Themis facility and I just have to say- Wow.
The work they're doing, going beyond the printer to keep our brave liberators supplied, it can't be understated. I want to take a moment to thank the smart, hardworking, industrious people there designing the pacification strategies of the future.
Rep. Deal Freeman
ya whats ur fave pacification strategy deal? fr a fan
Hey, great question! I gotta say though, that's not really something I think about too much! Couldn't give you an answer.
On my way home from Venus today, had the opportunity to tour IPS-N's Themis facility and I just have to say- Wow.
The work they're doing, going beyond the printer to keep our brave liberators supplied, it can't be understated. I want to take a moment to thank the smart, hardworking, industrious people there designing the pacification strategies of the future.
Rep. Deal Freeman
How much were you bribed to say this?
Bribery is an incredibly serious accusation to make towards an elected official, are you sure this is the move?
IPS-N doesn't do bribes, especially not for highly monitored cosmopolitan officials who already have access to nearly anything they could want.
Though out of curiosity, what VIP package did they set you up with? If it was just a quick trip I'm assuming Level 2 or Level 3?
Level 4 and up tends to be more involved than a quick visit will allow. Dinner with members of the board, yachting on Carina, a ride-along on a hypersonic Nelson, that kind of thing.
Are they still doing physical souvenir packages, or is it all digital printables now? Model kits are pretty common if you toured (or enjoy) something specific, but there's also the usual assortment of clothes, mugs, pins, stamps, writing utensils, utility tools, and anything else they can slap the IPS-N logo on.
I highly recommend the self-heating thermos. Say what you want about IPS-N, but they know their way around radiators and heat shielding.
Hey, I don't gotta be a V-I-P cuz I'm already V-I-ME! Between you and me though if they set me up with the new Tortuga mechpla, you know with the winter camo? Shit I might've had more to say!
On my way home from Venus today, had the opportunity to tour IPS-N's Themis facility and I just have to say- Wow.
The work they're doing, going beyond the printer to keep our brave liberators supplied, it can't be understated. I want to take a moment to thank the smart, hardworking, industrious people there designing the pacification strategies of the future.
Rep. Deal Freeman
How much were you bribed to say this?
Bribery is an incredibly serious accusation to make towards an elected official, are you sure this is the move?
What are you going to do anyways?
Arrest me?
Nah that's beyond the pale for a guy like me! There's people who take this sorta thing pretty seriously though... something about everything stays on the omninet forever? You gotta be careful, is all.
On my way home from Venus today, had the opportunity to tour IPS-N's Themis facility and I just have to say- Wow.
The work they're doing, going beyond the printer to keep our brave liberators supplied, it can't be understated. I want to take a moment to thank the smart, hardworking, industrious people there designing the pacification strategies of the future.
Rep. Deal Freeman
How much were you bribed to say this?
Bribery is an incredibly serious accusation to make towards an elected official, are you sure this is the move?
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On my way home from Venus today, had the opportunity to tour IPS-N's Themis facility and I just have to say- Wow.
The work they're doing, going beyond the printer to keep our brave liberators supplied, it can't be understated. I want to take a moment to thank the smart, hardworking, industrious people there designing the pacification strategies of the future.
Rep. Deal Freeman
the b9mbs i make r way cooler chud
=^.^=
Oh I think you might've mistaken me for someone else. My name is Deal.
On my way home from Venus today, had the opportunity to tour IPS-N's Themis facility and I just have to say- Wow.
The work they're doing, going beyond the printer to keep our brave liberators supplied, it can't be understated. I want to take a moment to thank the smart, hardworking, industrious people there designing the pacification strategies of the future.
Rep. Deal Freeman
Hello Omninet.
I'd like to take this time to apologize, for a certain soundbite you might've heard circulating in which I appear to give credence to a nasty stereotype.
I would first like to say, yes. Male lancers do exist. I see you, and I am proud of the work you do to uphold our great utopian ideals. I had no intention to imply you were at all lesser than your female counterparts. My incredulity at meeting Cmdr. Woys was feigned, and my comments were indicative of my own time in serving with the DOJ, not as a pilot but as a man on the ground. It was a time when these stereotypes and assumptions were given more credence, and it was treated as fact that women and femmes simply made better pilots, particularly that they were better pilots than men by an order of magnitude.
I understand now that this is untrue, rooted in old anthrochauvinistic thought, and harms individuals across spectrums of gender and expression. I want to make it clear that this ugly attempt at "humor" is not who I truly am, and that as a representative of this great Union, I owe you much more.
I am listening, and learning
- Representative Deal Freeman
Down with the Corrupt Committee!
Down with the Core Worlds!
Forward the Army of the Liberation of Diasporan Peoples and the Federated Diasporan Peoples of Orion!
DEATH TO IMPERIAL UNION!
[MEDIA ATTACHED: UNION INTERNAL SECURITY SECRETARIAT HAS REDACTED ANY ATTACHED MEDIA. REASON: PARACAUSAL-COGNITOHAZARDOUS. IRN: 00380048372.]
WOAH! My slate fired off a whole bunch of warnings for this one, not totally sure what I'm supposed to be seeing right now because the safeguards are just putting up a grey screen but I bet if I saw it I'd probably have my head explode or something like that.
Hey, for what it's worth I appreciate the hustle! Improvised memetic weapons don't make it through centcomm internal though, just how it is.
In the spirit of reasonable discussion and reaching across the aisle to you, I disagree with your sentiment the committee is corrupt and that modern Thirdcomm is in some way imperial! We have a number of internal checks to prevent corruption, and Union membership is a voluntary affair! In many ways, we are merely a federation. So much so that I'd say a "federated diaspora peoples of orion" (which I can't say I've heard of?) sounds Union by another name.
Well, Union without the maturing we've done to get where we are now. Figure another body with similar structure and aims would get pretty anthrochauvinistic pretty quick! More like a federaSHANT if you ask me 😏 You guys ever wanna come to the table in good faith though, I'm sure we could find some way to cut a Deal.
Hey Omninet, lots of fantastic conversation going around lately and it just has me thinking... democracy is a bit like a gacha, and voting is a little like one of the "pulls," or... polls but with a little hard work and coordination, the PEOPLE can decide what they get.
Maybe that's a five star pull, in the form of an honest representative from humble beginnings in a dawnline mining outfit, who's served his people loyally for the past eight years, voting to pass forward looking policies that help us all.
Maybe it's a one star pull, some anthrochauvinistic dirtbag who doesn't do any of that.
Are you informed on where your representative candidates stand, Omninet?
Since we aren't part of union and I myself hold no more political power than the glorified librarian that I am and I neither speak for nor represent Akhaan administration in any way outside my capacity as said glorified librarian, I am wholly able to say this without repercussions
Freeman, I am going to shatter you like glass
-Calypso, chief archivist
Hey! I love a little spirited discussion in the name of deepening our understandings of one another. What could I do as a representative to make you less inclined to shatter me like glass?
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Hey Omninet, lots of fantastic conversation going around lately and it just has me thinking... democracy is a bit like a gacha, and voting is a little like one of the "pulls," or... polls but with a little hard work and coordination, the PEOPLE can decide what they get.
Maybe that's a five star pull, in the form of an honest representative from humble beginnings in a dawnline mining outfit, who's served his people loyally for the past eight years, voting to pass forward looking policies that help us all.
Maybe it's a one star pull, some anthrochauvinistic dirtbag who doesn't do any of that.
Are you informed on where your representative candidates stand, Omninet?
1 TH1NK IM STARV1NG 2 DEATH
I WAS R3ALLY H0PING THAT THER3E W0LD BE C00L HALUCINTINZ
BUT M0STLY ITS JUST ST0MACH HURTING AND TIR3D
B0R9MG
THERE'S STILL TIME!
Dear Pissfuck
I know this is a difficult time for you. It's a difficult time for all of us 😭 but I'm here to let you know it DOESN'T need to be for nothing! Here's how:
STEP ONE: CHECK THAT YOU'RE REGISTERED TO VOTE.
This is a quick search on most omninet nodes, if you enter your name and CIN on the ccom-votereg page you'll know for sure. If you aren't, you only need to answer a few quick questions and you should be good to go.
STEP TWO: APPLY FOR EARLY VOTING
Big election coming up, and ballots are already being cast. If you can provide proof of your situation you'll be allotted the chance to votw under the "imminent health crisis" clause.
STEP THREE: VOTE!
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE FOR NOTHING, PISSFUCK! I know times are tough, but if you stand with us now, we'll all be that much stronger in the fight against anthrochauvinism, capitalistic greed, and tyranny all across the arm.
Think about it 🙂
- Representative Deal Freeman
UR D3AD 0NCE 1 GET 0FF TH 1ST THING
Hey! Does this mean I've got your vote?
