=^. .^=

he is protecting our waters

thing: *happens* me: literally dO NOT

#this does not fill me with confidence

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

My entire life condensed into one sentence.

When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”

I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know

Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.

jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last 2 and half months of 2019

i’m sorry she failed to do what now