Your Stomach Thinks All Potatoes Are Mashed

OOH this is the Hell Freezes Over Version!!!

Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

#yeah. this is actually the worst#because if someone likes something for the wrong reasons and you like it too you can just sort of shrug off their opinion#but if they dislike it in a way that's unfair it's actually infuriating because now you've been put in the position#of defending this absolute dogshit piece of media - even if only in your own head - against their unreasonable complaints#it's the exact opposite of catharsis

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

This makes me so happy

i would have booped you my brother, my captain, my king

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

Somewhere in the world is just a single inoccuous escalator that does this to people