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a quote retweet by user Zappyz_ saying "What I said was a statement of pure love idk why I'm getting censored". the original tweet reads, "I think cis women should be able to get pregnant", under which a blue banner reads, "Visibility limited: this Post may violate X's rules against Hateful Conduct."
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screenshot of a notification from Google Assistant on 2023-11-26, reading "Talk to your Ass... Just press and hold the action butt.."
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she los t her psd files so sad
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youtube comment by user 1MockZ from 10 years ago reading, "I have no idea whether he's gay or not. But if he was, he'd prove to you that even gay people can make beautiful music. And be beautiful."
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tweet by user hueybewilin that reads, "I love when i hear ' never see you around' i know. i make sure of that".
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five drawings with handwritten text on a white background.
the first is the outline of a person, filled with a reddish orange that does not touch the outline. text reads, "sometimes my own skin disgusts me."
in the second, the reddish orange fill has shrunk further from the outline, about half its previous size. text reads, "I try to grow smaller, So I could avoid touching it."
in the third, the outline of a person has a spiral-circle at the center. text reads, "But what If I grow too small?"
in the fourth drawing, the person and text is spirally distorted from the circle center. text reads, "and I collapse on myself Like a black hole?"
in the final drawing, the person is further spirally distorted, the distorted text close to the edges of the distorted figure. it reads, "AND drown every soul into my being."
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a news headline reading "Hamburger Mary's wins court victory against Ron DeSantis' drag ban", followed by, "The judge called the law 'vague and overboard,' saying it could apply to burlesque shows or a skit at a family BBQ." the article was written by Daniel Villarreal on Monday, June 26, 2023. below is an image of the Hamburger Mary's Bar & Grille restaurant sign, featuring a blonde, white drag waitress in a pink dress, holding a plate with a large hamburger. the article reads as follows:
The restaurant Hamburger Mary's, which features drag waitresses and family-friendly drag performances, has won a legal victory after convincing a federal judge to place a temporary injunction against Florida's drag ban. The law will be blocked until a court case decides on the ban's constitutionality.
The ban, signed by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) on May 17, allows the state Department of Business and Professional Regulation to revoke the business licenses of any venues that allow minors to see drag performances, even if their parents consent, as well as issue $5,000 and $10,000 fines against the business. Anyone who violates the law can be charged with a criminal misdemeanor.
Hamburger Mary's sued DeSantis on May 23, saying that the law targeted the business' First Amendment rights to free speech. In the lawsuit, the company said it had lost 20% of its reservations since announcing that minors could no longer dine at the restaurant in the presence of drag performers.
In his ruling, federal Judge Gregory Presnell pointed out that the law's text specifically forbids children from seeing live performances featuring, "lewd conduct, or the lewd exposure of prosthetic or imitation genitals or breasts," but the law neither defines what is considered "lewd" nor what constitutes a "live performance".
"A live performance... could conceivably range from a sold-out burlesque show to a skit at a backyard family barbeque," Presnell wrote. "What are the implications for cancer survivors with prosthetic genitals or breasts?"
As a result of this "vague and overboard" language, Presnell added, Hamburger Mary's and other businesses "cannot know with any confidence whether its shows will expose it to liability under the Act."
"The state claims that this statute seeks to protect children generally from obscene live performances. However... Florida already has statutes that provide such protection. Rather, this statute is specifically designed to suppress the speech of drag queen performers."
The judge then cites the bill's sponsor, state Rep. Randy Fine (R), who said that his bill would "protect our children by ending the gateway propaganda to this evil — 'Drag Queen Story Time.'" The judge also pointed out that any concern about the law protecting children "rings hollow" seeing as state law "permits any minor to attend an R-rated film at a movie theatre if accompanied by a parent or guardian."
This ruling marks the thirs recent loss for DeSantis' anti-LGBTQ+ laws. Another federal judge recently issued two rulings against Florida's ban on gender-affirming healthcare for transgender youth.
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AUTISM RULES.
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the first image is a tweet by user solarsaber_, as follows:
nonverbal 4 year old: *playing with dinosaurs* roarrr!!
me: yeah the dinosaur goes roar! look at this dinosaur, it's got a longgggg neck! roar!
4 yr old: brontosaurus!
me: yeah! br- what did you say
the second image is a reddit reply by user crazzywarrior, reading "my son was like this. delayed with speech, but when he did, excavator and bulldozer were 2 of his first words."
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the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system
i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do
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the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system
i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do
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For years I would look at posts and questionnaires about neurodivergence that takes about being so focused on something that you forgot to eat and be like, "Couldn't be me. Being hungry is so uncomfortable! Your stomach is growling and cramping? How do you ignore that?"
Then someone informed me that neurotypical people have a whole bunch of "hungry" sensations before they get to that point.....
They what
Yeah, I don't get it either, but apparently this is a Whole Thing.... Like they somehow detect blood sugar dropping and go, "Ooh, time for lil snack!"
See also: there is a feeling of "oh, I need to pee" that happens before "fidgeting around in my seat to finish this thing before running to the bathroom"
I read this and was like, "this can't be real" and then I looked for sources and like--
Adapting Intuitive Eating for Neurodivergent People
"This can be very harmful for neurodivergent people, as many neurodivergent people struggle to feel internal cues and bodily sensations, including hunger and fullness. An emphasis on “only eating when hungry” can result in neurodivergent people delaying eating until they are so hungry that they are shaky, highly irritable, or even on the verge of passing out. A focus on “stopping when full” may cause neurodivergent people to overthink every bite they take and scrutinize whether they are truly hungry or truly full. To modify Intuitive Eating for neurodivergent people, it may be important to focus on eating enough and eating consistently throughout the day, rather than eating according to one’s hunger and fullness cues. Neurodivergent people may need more of a structured meal and snack schedule than neurotypical folks in recovery, as well as some guidelines around a minimum amount of food. This does not make their eating less intuitive or their recovery less real - it is an important way of honouring their body’s needs and unique ways of functioning."
WHAT??????
what the fuck
ive heard of adhd affecting hunger stuff, but this is the first time i heard about this
this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.
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the word "uxurious" (adjective), defined as "having or showing an excessive or submissive fondness for one's wife". the example is "he had always impressed me as home-loving and uxorious".
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the text "Anyone wanna battle it out today like men?", with "men" in all-caps, followed by two images of two kissing gourami fish kissing. the following text reads, "When they kiss, it means they are fighting with each other. Besides, the jagged mouth weapon is only suitable for the same kind of kissing fishes. Kissing is the process of testing their patience. The first one who loosens its mouth fails in this fight."
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tumblr post tag section showing the prompt "what about one of these?" all the recommended tags are "bro" followed by a varying number of ellipses.
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When my parents asked how my mcr concert went I said “it was good, the lead singer dressed up as a cat” and all my dad replied with was “I know that’s important to you”
i don’t usually add images to other people’s posts but i thought you’d like to know that my dad is doing same hat to your dad
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