what

GOOD PUPPY

i can’t stop watching this i’m …

what the fuck

brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth

The buildup of this video compared the seconds-long vine that’s usually passed around made this fucking clip 100x funnier

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

yeS YES YES

This is a lucky post

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

😂😂😭🤣why.

I hate whoever did this 🤣😂🤣😂

-when you come out of the movie theater and it’s dark outside

this post is so frightening and i Don’t Know Why

Target after dark

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.