a day in the life @timelordstrousers - Tumblr Blog

me when my disabilities disable me:

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

sindar-princeling

Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do

perihelions-babyteeth

I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have “fairy blood” which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who’s unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don’t hve extra pointy ears and elves don’t have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother’s side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents.

Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.

allsadnshit

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

monsterlogic

allsadnshit

Thank u for this contribution

instant-oatmeal

Souphelia

degeneration-design-doctor

OPhởlia

myjetpack

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

notesfromtheidiotbox

The best They Might Be Giants joke ever is in Terry Pratchett's "Soul Music," which features a band called We're Certainly Dwarfs.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

jackdawn

Visit Original Link

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

lesbian-toddhoward

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

an-alarming-number-of-bees

She was thinking it though.

powerjock

Upholding all the traditions today 🎄 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmlkJWgPDAiH3rLs8fnmL-UAK1DlPY_2MLeUUU0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

A blur of SEQLD touring highlights! https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck8TD0YBRt88G83o_MYY1eLL-_DvCmapPzTSIA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

strawberryjamsara

The best character trope is a total weirdo, surrounded by weirdos, who looks at the weirdos and thinks “Wow these people are weirdos thank god I’m normal”

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Townsville touring adventures! https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjwfw7PvKRtGTmmiy0XaX8l9_Lo533OrBHftVA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Rockhampton touring adventures! ☀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CjrfUNPPG4UJvgPSesQlxQcaFHThtU5Vj3YhwM0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Bundaberg touring adventure! https://www.instagram.com/p/CjkQoK4h1svsMpGrKCLBFBOiRjC2KZwuYIOUTQ0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Gladstone touring adventures! https://www.instagram.com/p/CjiS4jcPcOt6PTdwYpMhsi7oFstw3Jv_Uv_F_s0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Maryborough touring adventures! ☂️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CjT3dMqvAjPL1dRDIRizs9YOk7Z9LG3M83pI700/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Forgot to take photos with my human friends today… but it’s ok because I got plenty of Frodo! https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci7LJWGv7qIhCVQasJPrYm8Vklm_xJizREqAKo0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Toowoomba touring adventures 🌼 https://www.instagram.com/p/CihZ1ilPZF0VQuUbrURP0-x3TuwZFoB6xSEpuo0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

a day in the life