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really funny that tarantino has come out making all these bold claims about Cinema™ as an art form right after releasing the "lost chapter" of Kill Bill as an animated short in fortnite. "2019 was the last great year for movies" oh? yeah? does the industry need to be innovating more? by releasing more movies as special cutscenes in fortnite? "paul dano is the weakest actor in sag" would you rather work with *googles fortnite characters* skull trooper? mothmando? i love it. funniest thing one of our most annoying auteurs could have done to his own career. "i'm only making 10 movies because i don't believe you should stay on stage until people are begging you to get off" plus a bonus fortnite exclusive spinoff short? because that's what the people want? the fortnite exclusive special event spinoff short guy is going to lecture us about the death of cinema?

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

Yup. Mom’s side of the family came in this way. Just...wrote their names down and that was that. 

The link doesn't work anymore, but for anyone curious: What is A Refugee is a book by William Maley, and you can find it on other sites (just don't buy from Amazon, please) or ask in your library.

You can read What is A Refugee for free on the Internet Archive.

the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

You're a hero, I hope you know that.

I literally did this to someone. She was listening to very very descriptive erotica on the beach at max volume. So I walked over, sat down next to her, and asked her to catch me up on the plot I'd missed. When she asked what the hell I was doing I said "oh I thought this was like a book club thing? Since you're playing it at full volume on a crowded beach?" She suddenly remembered she did in fact bring headphones and was willing to use them. She kept looking at me like I was a lunatic for the rest of the time she was there but it was probably the funniest thing I'd ever done

i’m so fucking sick of people taking aspects of historical gay sexuality and saying “but what if i made it squeaky clean and sexless so i can have it” sometimes not everything is for you babes!!! sometimes you don’t get to have everything!!!

“what’s the hanky for ppl who don’t wanna have sex or do kink or any of that” there isn’t one!!! it’s called not wearing a fucking hanky!!! because it’s not fucking for you!!!!!

capitalism and individualism has rotted people’s brains to the point that it feels like a lot of people don’t understand that some things just aren’t fucking for them and they don’t need to twist and change it to force it to apply to them!!! sometimes things are not!!! for!!! you!!!

girls with no car are the most specialest and everyone appreciates picking them up and transporting them from place to place in their car (affirmations for girls with no car)