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ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

Step 1: get mug. Easy Every1 (everyone) have mug. Colour don’t matter. Size don’t matter. Jus (just) get mug

Step 2: get tablespoon. If u don’t know what a tablespoon is. It’s the big one that you can only just fit in your mouth. Butter / margarine, It don’t matter. Get 1 tablespoon of this. Put in mug. Microwave for like 30secs til butter is like water. Melty melty

2 spoons of this (sugar). Put in mug. (Pst not drugs jst (just) sugar. Cookies not cocaine kids). Dis is vanilla extract/essence (no difference k). Careful. Only 3 drops (milked from fairies). You can add salt here but ew why would you

Now you must separate the egg yolk. Real science going on here watch out

Get egg

Get knife

Stand over sink or bowl

Hit egg firmly in centre w knife

Let a bit of see-through stuff go

Keep yellow stuff

Put egg apart keeping yolk in one side, and let white go

Move yellow into other side, pouring away white

Feel like your on masterchef

Get rid of as much white as poss (possible)

Put your beautiful extracted yolk into mug

Aquire fork and mix in punk-rock fashion (keeping the stuff in the mug)

Basic peasant flour. 4 spoons of this. Put in mug. Mix intensely once more. Recipe says 2 spoons of these (chocolate chips). Recipe lies. Put as many as you can fit. Add anything else you can think of eg marshmallows, oreos etc.

Microwave for 40-60 seconds. Do a dance while waiting. IDK. Eat. Ur welcome. End transcript.]

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