je t'anime

that one thing about blue jays being the one funky colorful guy in a family of goths is fake actually. theres a lot of blue corvids esp in north america. even some of the gothy ones have blue bc corvids just fucking love being blue.

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

Baby, no... The sex is great, I'm just worried about why your leitmotif starts playing in a minor key whenever we get down to it.

his petition is still sitting at 911,000 out of a needed 1 million signatures. maybe if we start spreading the word again we could get some justice for Lakeith

there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce

crazy that soy can be turned into both flavorless texture and textureless flavor. maybe we should try just keeping both?

As metaphysicists our task is to explain the most general feature of reality: what it means for something to be. Through centuries of studies, we realized that being always has two aspects. First, every existing object is limited and particularized by some particular properties: it has color, taste, or even subjective mental properties and propensities, like feeling salty. We call this aspect the 'actuality' or 'form' of the object. Second, properties cannot exist free-floatingly, there must be something they apply to, and this we call the '(prime) matter'. Matter per se has no properties (for example it is colorless and tasteless), but it is massive and filling. Only by combining the two do we get a full account of what it means for me to be (or as we say in Spanish, soy).