my life is an enormous shitpost

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

star wars heritage post

Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

bela fujoshi’s dead

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart