a significant density, per capita, of random

28 May 2008 (Yeah you read that right)

Here's a picture of yours truly on her first trip to Finland. I am a partly-skimmed milk person so I can't tell you why I have both that and a box of skim milk (maybe for my roommate?). You get a virtual gold star if you can pin down which K-Supermarket this is. The walls are rather different now but were still more or less like this until 2017 when the Kesko branding changed (according to Google Maps).

Anyway, turns out there's a weather headline on the Ilta-Sanomat poster on the door!

Hellelakkiaiset!

Hilly’s stress has reached an untenable level, but after a trip to the doctor she quickly learns she’s not alone. The whole world is feeling it, and this sensation reaches even more terrifying heights when the earth itself begins to shatter under its own psychic weight.

Hilly is trying to stay positive, but that’s easier said than done. Eventually, shes find herself face to face with the physical manifestation of her slowly looming dread that the whole world is falling apart… but that’s when things take a turn for the erotic.

Now, Hilly and her physically manifested dread are locked in a hardcore lesbian encounter, where they’re learning something very important about pushing onward, and eating ass.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on sentient emotional state action and lesbian existential dread love.

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On a day like any other, Horpin Grills stumbles across an unexpected scene. In a store called Games Poundshop, a group has gathered around a table of science fiction miniatures, waging battles against one another with the roll of a die. This is Horpin’s introduction to Warpounder 40K, and he is immediately hooked.

Unfortunately, Horpin quickly discovers that his new hobby isn’t cheap, but a handsome sentient battleship model is pulling him deeper and deeper into the game. Soon enough, the two of them are intertwined in a hardcore, homoerotic encounter, one that will reveal more about this hand-painted model than Horpin could ever expect.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay Warpounder 40K model action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and painted grimdark science fiction miniature love.

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As the person sharing it, I wanna pay a HUGE and HEAVY amount of gratitude for my mutual making it and diligently filling it with felines and felines alike.

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In 2003, Disney opened a new Epcot ride, "Mission: Space." Formally, it was a space travel sim that used a giant, high-intensity centrifuge to simulate gee stresses; practically, it turned out to be the most efficient machine ever created for surfacing previously undiagnosed heart defects in extremely dramatic and potentially lethal ways.

It turned out that a small number of people have these heart defects, and that the defects themselves are quite harmless, provided that you are never put in a giant, high-intensity centrifuge. Given that most of us will never be put in one of these centrifuges, it is quite possible to live your whole life without ever knowing that you have this lurking vulnerability. But once you build one of these machines and start shoving millions of people through it, you're bound to catch some of those rare people, and they will have cardiac episodes that are scary at a minimum, and are at the worst fatal.

For me, the lesson isn't that Disney did something wrong by building a giant cocktail shaker for human bodies. I'm not a thrill-ride guy, but lots of people like 'em and the machines themselves are benign for nearly everyone who puts their bodies into them.

Rather, I think the lesson here is that there are rare pathologies lurking in all of us, vulnerabilities that may never surface – until we come into the presence of a novel stimulus that unlocks them.

There's an analogy here to technology debt: technologically unsophisticated people think of software as a machine that never wears out and has no incremental usage costs (apart from electricity). In this framing, software is the perfect asset, one that never depreciates. But the reality is that software is a liability, not an asset:

https://pluralistic.net/2026/01/06/1000x-liability/#graceful-failure-modes

Software exists in a system, and while software might function perfectly under the conditions in which it is first created and deployed, there are continuous changes to all the technology that is upstream, downstream and adjacent to the software, which means that systems that are robust and secure at the time of deployment can become brittle and dangerous, even though the software doesn't change at all:

https://pluralistic.net/2022/04/24/automation-is-magic/

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And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)