I am the god of fuck

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

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I’m George RR Martin 

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

I want this on a bumper sticker

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

Voldamort lost a game of got your nose to a baby and died from it

sir, that’s my emotional support adult content

Sir, that’s my emotional support triple anal penetration gif

This can’t be a real cat. This is like a Miyazaki kitty or something.

I accept the Miyazaki cat and it’s precious pink toe beans.

That eye liner tho

Absolute purrfection

guys, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that’s a regular wolf. wolves are just that big.

that’s great news though

#you don’t get to give humans nightmares by being tiny

Many, many spiders would disagree.