Beards and Bonsai Trees.

The hero we need

Train ride over the Glenfinnan Viaduct, Scotland

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

Holy shit

Fuck me up

I became poor watching this

The dried berries are fucking me up someone explain how they do that

This shit probably cost 300 a plate

I’m beyond confused 😭

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

you were possessed

february is the month for restoration, healthy selfishness and unconditional love

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

but you were right

what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students

vampires falling in love with spry 90-year-old great-grandmothers